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Communist Scum

A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.
Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 19, 2018
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Schrödinger's Communist

The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.

The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"

An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,

"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."

In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"

P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
by Lumicatto October 27, 2020
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Communist-Nazi

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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I'm literally a communist

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019
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Communist

Someone who eats and enjoys zaxbys toast
You like Zaxby's toast? What are you, a communist?
by Cdysln April 24, 2017
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Communists

A being that is neither human nor beast. Communists are usually found in large groups, feasting on feces of both human and animal. They should be avoided at all cost, any contact with a communist will lead to a complete termination of one's intellectual abilities.
I saw a group of communists feasting on a piece of dog shit in the park today, a sight it was.
by Poor Mexican May 16, 2018
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Communist

Every stereotypical Russian.
But it's probs true tho so
Libtard: Yo dude wanna go back to America with me
Me, an intellectual: Nah bro I'm a Communist. That Joseph Stalin shit bro
by cleetus boi October 29, 2018
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