A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.
by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011
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Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012
Get the clusterfuckfaceometer mug.The phenomenon of tourists on the same trip taking multiple shots of the same scene and posting them all to a social media site like Facebook.
When Ann, Keith, and Fred all posted photos on Facebook of the same rice paddy, it was a total clusterclick.
by Frederick Lane October 2, 2012
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My clusterfucktician of a boss at my last job couldn't organize anything and thrived on chaos.
My clusterfucktician of a boss at my last job couldn't organize anything and thrived on chaos.
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A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
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A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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