scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

Licking Cloth

Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.

Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.

by Cumguzzler42069 July 18, 2022

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 5, 2015

sleepin clothes

Some rad PJ's man

Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"

by Wallpaperisrad January 23, 2017

clothed sensuality

A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.

by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.

Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.

A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.

by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011