up close sniper scope 

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.

there really is none.

up close sniper scope by j varone December 13, 2004

Dangah Close 

The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.

"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"

Dangah Close by Q-Ball13 January 25, 2010

the cunnigham close 

Screwing a customer both professionally and physically.

So what we'll need to do is get your paystubs, W2's, credit card information, and you in the missionary position.

the cunnigham close by parkay September 24, 2004

A so close. 

when someone takes a picture of a beautiful male or female were there pretty much naked but there covered by a small artical of clothing or another non-sexual body part. not consistent with.
-1another persons mouth.

"man she was wearing nothing but her belt covered her couchie."
"dude what A so close."

A so close. by collin foster October 1, 2007

to do a close 

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

to do a close by RobYourNob June 20, 2011

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

don't shit too close to home 

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

don't shit too close to home by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007