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Bill Clinton

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."
The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.
by Bill Clinton December 7, 2004
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Bill Clinton

To lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury.
Holy shit, that witness just Bill Clintoned.
by ToTheBone March 6, 2015
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Hillary Clinton

A meglomaniac that cares nothing more than to stroke her own ego. Has demonstrated that she is willing to cry when she doesn't get her way (losing a state during the primary election process). Believes that just because her husband Bill Clinton served as president of the United States, that she has what it takes.

Hillary also prefers the old style of campaigning by slandering all her opponents that oppose a threat.
If Hillary Clinton was elected President you would see her face everywhere across the country, so that she could feel like a supreme dictator. Also just because you hate Hillary Clinton doesn't make you are a sexist, it just means you have common sense.
by uslawngnome October 16, 2008
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clinton prairie

A school that stole everything but the school colors from the golden gophers.

Clinton Prairie
Mascot: Gopher (that looks like it is on steroids)
School Colors: Black and Red
School Song Minnesota Rouser
Location: In the middle of nowhere.
Random Guy A: What school did you go to?
Random Guy B: Clinton Prairie.
Random Guy A: Where is that?
Random guy B: Exactly.
by InsaneGreyWolf July 21, 2009
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pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.
1. Don't pull a Clinton.
by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018
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Bill Clinton

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.
Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.
by Red January 29, 2005
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Hilary Clinton

The first woman ever to run for president. She has a decent chance of winning the Democratic primary, but in the national election she will have no chance -- and many Democrats will not vote for her for the primaries because of this reason.

Republicans for the most part hate her, and many moderates aren't too fond of her either which gives her a small voting base, therefore her chance of becoming president is very small.
"I'm not going to vote for Hilary Clinton as the Democratic candidate because even though I like her more than everyone else, I don't think she has a chance winning the election, and I want a Democratic as president."
by Max M. from Palo Alto April 5, 2007
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