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The Horse Church

A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.
Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.
man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.
by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)
After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
by ICKYZ July 17, 2004
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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.
I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again
by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
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