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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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Bethel Church

A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."

"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
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buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.
man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.
by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012
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Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.
When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.
by unXXown June 21, 2023
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big church

The sermon part of church.

Often used by kids coming out of Sunday School
Man I would come to church all the time if it wasn't for the big church part...
by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018
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Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.
I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again
by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
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A church girl

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church
Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".
by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022
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