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church hop 

When a child molesting priest just goes to another church instead of getting punished
James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
church hop by TheOlMikeWazoski January 11, 2018

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."
Church Bell by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.
Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!
church merch by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

Church steepling 

Like an Eiffel Tower but instead you hold hands and sing kumbaya.
“Yo dude, we were church steepling this girl the other night and we matched pitches during kumbaya
Church steepling by Phtbtmgrlz October 22, 2019

Church Grab 

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
Church Grab by Pteropus February 12, 2021

Church of England Atheist 

An atheist, similar to Roman Catholic Atheist who has rejected all religion, seems to hate Catholicism the most, and prays to Catholic God the least.
"I'm a Church of England Atheist. I'm not going to Church, but I definitely know which Church I'm not going to"