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Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
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Cunt Chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017
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Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
by We’d December 5, 2019
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sakamata chloe

SAKAMATA CHLOE BEST GIRL
by DARBYGHGGG December 5, 2021
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minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small
Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.
by Minty guy May 22, 2023
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Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.
Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.
by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019
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Expose a chode day

Start Halloween off by giving everybody a spook. Expose the smallest unwanted dick pic you have!

31 October
by Exposechode October 26, 2022
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