chimp lips

Standard caucasian lips.

Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
by ccenc December 03, 2015
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Champ of Chimps

The least roastable and most savage user to ever log onto the now defunct website, e-chat.co. the only WUN AHF DEM AHL.

Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.
Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck

Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!

Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!

Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
by User#2244 October 01, 2022
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crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 26, 2021
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Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you
by Chimp you out February 03, 2016
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020
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chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic
The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline
by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020
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