Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

chappie

A pair of assless chaps, usually bought by a woman with numbi-notes.

My GF didn't just buy some chappies, because she's not a slut. numbi-notes

by Merlin Webber December 7, 2009

chappelled

Overmanaging an outstanding creative talent in a way that drives them out of work,

Originating from Comedy Central Dave Chappelle drama

-Jimmy was an outstanding scientist; too bad he was chappelled out of school by Professor Horgan.

-Tiger Woods was about to be chappelled by his father til Tiger laid the smack down.

by paleface July 10, 2006

Chappelle's Show

Well... This is pretty self-explanitory, dumbasses. It's a show with a dude named Chappelle (Dave Chappelle). If you couldn't find that out on your own, then you're incredibly stupid... Seriously? The NAME EXPLAINS ITSELF... But I digress. Anyhow, this show is actually funny (a funny tv show... hasn't happened since Invader Zim)... Yeah. Good stuff. Watch it- I COMMAND YOU!

u-u do you really need an example? Just watch the god damn show!

by Jabbers August 10, 2004

chappie

A childish and immature way of saying "chapter". Mainly used in the context of fanfiction.

Author: Can't wait to write the next chappie!

by frabrizio June 15, 2018

chupple

1. chapped and supple at the same time
2. crusty bits of dried ketchup on the top of a ketchup bottle

1. "Skin of that chupplitude is clearly evidence of many years working in the lotion mines"

2. "The chupple on this bottle of chup has grown larger than the bottle itself. I think its about time we busted out the ol' chupple shears again."

by Partrand September 24, 2007

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011