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The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.
Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.
by WInner1 March 16, 2008
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Strawberry Champagne

When a girl is on her period and engages in unprotected sex. The resulting mixed fluids are know as "strawberry champagne"
"After we had sex, there was so much strawberry champagne"
"That Bruno Mars song? It's about period blood and cum, you know? Strawberry Champagne"
by thatswhatilike April 6, 2017
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Gold-medal Champion

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.
Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion
by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 19, 2011
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Campton

Defines the art of skateboarding for those who suck at it and will never be as good as some people
Wow! I wish I could be a campton and 360 melon that shit!!!
by BigBoogerBoy March 26, 2010
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champagne mami

Guy 1: "Bro. There go Sandra"

Guy 2: " she such a champagne mami, I'd hit that."
by bluhsings October 22, 2015
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Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
by Benska December 2, 2003
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champagne tower

This is what really happens when a bunch of girls use the bathroom together. They all take their pants off and stack one on top each other on the toilet. Then then go pee and it becomes like a urine champagne tower. The champagne tower is also known as "stacking".
Person 1: Where did Stacy go?
Person 2: Champagne tower will Mary.
by starmorphine January 19, 2008
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