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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.
by frankg January 18, 2008
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Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.
"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice
by jundie October 18, 2008
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Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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Ceres

Ceres (not the dwarf planet) is a manchild strongly influenced by Brabant's drug abuse, therefore he has a strong mental handicap. He has a slightly different accent, from what he says. Ceres lives in a first world country and his number 1 priority is to make fun of second and third world countries.

"You live in Bulgaria right, how do they even have internet there?" -Ceres

His personality is centred around being a edgy. He bullies children to feed his rabbit. He says he breathes for a living, tho I do not trust this. He lives in a wannabe German province. He jerks off to Finland's shape. He has an addiction to anime just like his friend (I don't trust the fact that he has a friend). He always says he is born in the wrong country whilst living in a first world country. Further study must be made to truly understand his actual brain activity, critical thinking and thought process.
Yeah that guy in my class is such a Ceres, he whines so much about not being Swedish.
by walterthedogofceres November 1, 2020
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cets

Used for Percocets or Lorcets.
I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?
by c villeez December 28, 2007
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