hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Canute

A name often used in Jamaica to describe a male smooth-talker who ends up being a gigalo, a player because he has a nice smile and gorgeous body. He dates 10 women at one time and then lies to them all. A loser, a pathetic name for a man who takes from women and isn't worth a damn in bed!

Girl 1: Who is that fine stud?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Canute. He's a loser.

by runnergal February 2, 2010

capote

a guy who is flamboyant or openly gay

"Look at him with his hand on his hip. He's a Capote."

by Agent Starling May 17, 2006

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018

canoe-maker

A forensic pathologist who performs autopsies. After the organs are removed from the thoracic and abdominal cavities, what's left somewhat resembles a canoe.

"Gertrude, whose heretofore delicate beauty had ceased to continue living a few hours prior to the arrival of Inspector Lee Xiong 'Rusty' Fong, lay peacefully now among the daffodils and butterflies -- as well as among abundant evidence of foul play. Though Inspector Fong suspected he knew which wound would prove to be the fatal one -- that being the one that put two meters' distance between Gertrude's fourth and fifth cervical vertebrae -- he knew, nonetheless, that this was a case for the canoe-maker, Dr. Penelope 'Chui' Frankelburger."

by Graybeard September 22, 2008

muddy canoe

when the beastieality porn star king known as manny the tube steak wrangler gets his gaping gunt filled with fecal matter

Dayyyuumm BITCH! WHY YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YA PUSSY AGAIN ?! "sorry hunny i got a muddy canoe from an ostrich earlier"

by Pawww! February 15, 2009

poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

by RedSonja July 2, 2015