TC Candler

An organisation that ranks the 100 most beautiful/handsome faces in the world

TC Candler should've put you on the list

by blue waffles May 31, 2021

Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023

musty candle

Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.

Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”

Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”

by walkerk April 17, 2023

making a candle

When a guy sticks his penis in a woman's ear and it gets all waxy.

Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo

by Dabsters November 16, 2016

blow a candle

The last thing you do before you leave somebody.

"Touch me, blow a candle, go away" -Save me, Placid Disposition
He blew a candle and left everyone in the room.
I asked her for help and she has just blow the candles.

by Jamess432 November 16, 2019

Candle Stick

A candle stick.

Look at that candle stick.

by Seven November 16, 2003