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Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.
That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!
by RobsGonnaKillU March 12, 2025
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roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023
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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023
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The Flying Buttress

Although the term has been solely expressed in architectural design during the Gothic Age, the Flying Buttress lends itself to be further extrapolated.

The Flying Buttress is an advanced sexual move performed by couples where the woman "flies” while being sodomized anally. To fully define the physical act see below. It can be performed by all variations of the two genders.

Couples start by standing close, the man behind the woman. He inserts his erect penis into his partner’s ass and holds her by the waist. With the aid of the man, the woman jumps up and swings her legs around his waist, and gripping him with her thighs, while he guides her body, lifting her up sliding his hands into:

1. A full-nelson,

2. Holding both breasts,

3. Grabbing her hair,

4. Rubbing her clit whilst the other hand performs a cowboy hee-haw motion in the air (Pro-tip: cowboy hat). Or raises both arms once she is secure. Like figure-skater.

By its own genesis, this is an unusual physical act. Even if confident please proceed with caution.

The Flying Buttress’ finally: Her hands in the air, he spins them around. Celebrating as if Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance" is playing (pro-tip). And may ye speak the twilled words of Othello:

'Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump,
The spirit-stirring drum, th'ear-piercing fife,
The royal banner, and all quality,
Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!'
Cindi: Announcement! Did you sluts see my TikTok?

Basic Bitches: OMG NO!
Cindi: That's cuz I haven't posted it!! Ya bendable Barbie trash!! lol. BUT no cap I wanted all you used-up holes to know First. FREAKIN. Hand.
Basic Bitches: STFU! FIRE! Tell us! Spit it out ya slut! Lol Lol Lol!
Cindi: Well…I told my husband that he can fuck my shit pipe after we were married. So, on our honeymoon, we celebrated our "union" lol, by doing the Flying Buttress at the resort.

Basic Bitches: NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!
Cindi: Get this ya flock-a-cock-pukers...Everyone was so impressed by us they clapped!! Zack, that hunk of dinero, spun me around and fucked my ass so good. Everyone was super jelly!!!
Basic Bitch: That's so romantic! I heart you two so freakin much!!!
Cindi: Well, I'm happy AF but, TBH, I still can't walk right, my peach is so bruised from all the ass-fucking we did.
Basic Bitches: Talking to themselves after immediately losing interest when Cindi is relating something that is personal and isn't "fire".

Cindi: Hey, I think this group of 3-hole, clown-faced, cum-snorters, who got the Addys!!!!
All Basic Bitches: Triggered by the call for Adderall, the troupe regain consciousness and continue to enjoy their Sunday Funday.
by The Real Dr. Nick September 23, 2023
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A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.
by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026
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