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Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.
"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"
by SirRusky May 1, 2016
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buffered

When you're being protected.
Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
by samozvanets June 22, 2014
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Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
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Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021
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Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.
My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.
by ska69 November 21, 2011
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brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.
She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
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