buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.

The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.

by Kane doe April 17, 2019

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

Buffering

The temporary state of being you experience right after taking I.V. drugs specificaly meth.

He was still buffering from the shot and couldnt keep up with the conversation.

by Chaos77 November 24, 2020