buffet

Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together

Hometown Buffet sucks!

by blagguy January 24, 2003

Jimmy Buffett

One of the best singer/song writers of the 20th century... best known for Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradice
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"

Jimmy Buffett is one of the best artists

by Robbie June 8, 2004

biffed

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

by kj March 1, 2005

Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.

"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

Cock Buffer

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.

"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"

by Tical January 17, 2005

Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.

I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.

by The Thriller December 22, 2004

buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.

We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.

by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008