bouncing the lightbulb

Screwing for long periods of time.

We bounced the light bulb over Rodeo Vaca.

by Empress Kikikens February 19, 2004

WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010

the bouncing betty

it is a sex position in which the girl is dangling from the ceiling via monkey swing and the guy fucks the shit out of the girl while she bounces up and down repeatedly
important: her nipples are painted gold and her whore name is betty

me and you are going to perform the bouncing betty

by scott johnsonnn April 11, 2011

Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...

Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner

by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022

brunning

bunning + running = brunning, or, to brun. it's free running, aka parkour, but stoned. note: always attempt above a soft surface.

brunning makes me catch bare jokes.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

Benching

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.

There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.

by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010

bouncing milktrucks

A pair of 2 abnormally large breats

her bouncing milktrucks smothered my face as i was gasping for air

by Rongione September 9, 2006