When your leg cramps and you can do anything but wait for it to stop so you call in pain to the nearest person.
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Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
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Get the jake briningstool mug.A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
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