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banana boner

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.
The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!
by Darren Key July 6, 2005
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I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.
Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.
by obindustries1 February 3, 2010
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pop a boner

to develop a penile erection
Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.
by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009
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Bowery Street

the most famous party street in all of frostburg. if you live here, you drink. heavily. there is a party at 85% of the houses minimum....on a monday. there are most likley more kegs in these houses than there are schoolbooks. if you live on bowery, the only time you really get a good night sleep is after you pass out from a night of binge drinking, or on sunday when everyone is too hungover to move. this is due to the constant waves of drunk and obnoxious individuals party hopping, yelling, and running through the street....as well as the fact that even if you're not partying one night, chances are both your neighbors have a packed house. but we love it anyway.
after living on Bowery Street for a semester, i can count my kegstands in minutes.
by fghdwjskqgtryefud August 21, 2008
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Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.
You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?
by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009
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giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.
giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?
by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011
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boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.
*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!
by TheNomster November 9, 2011
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