bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.

Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?

by Passiveobserver January 17, 2016

Golden blossom

The act of licking a female bottom while said female is standing in an aggressive squat and expelling urine. Licker must be sure that the aggressive squatter does not excessively expel said urine.

You trying "Golden Blossom" ?! ... I "Golden Blossomed" the shit out of her.

by Bowlerman September 2, 2017

lotus blossoms

English translation of Thai slang for female breasts.

Look at her lotus blossoms. They are the best on the beach

by Night4owl June 18, 2005

Blassage

Getting head from somoene while recieving a back massage from an asian chick simultaneously

that blassage really hit the spot

by xVEGASx August 20, 2006

stink blossom

A vagina with a yeast infection.

I need to buy some vagicil for my stink blossom.

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

Bossatage

When you are heading out the door from work and your boss stops you with a project or request that will ruin any hopes you had of making it to your happy hour or early evening booty call.

Girl: Where were you last night!? That Happy Hour got out of control. Kathy from accounting let Ted do a body shot out of her shockingly deep navel!

Guy: I got bossataged! I had one foot out the door when I heard "umm, Yeah, I'm gonna need you to work late tonight."

by theKoj May 20, 2009

Ass blossom

While fucking a woman’s ass. You cum deep inside. After you are done and pull out. She forcefully farts out the cum.

After we Fuck I want to watch your ass blossom with my cum.

by Spikeraider September 8, 2019