Blimpie

Euphemism for penis

I want to feed that chick all of my Blimpie.

by Gus Van de Peter November 14, 2009

Blamifaction

Blamifacation occurs when 12 midgets dressed like kiss start licking each others asses when 44 shaved leopards prance and start fucking them beastiality-style. Whilst when the ass licking occurs they shove mangos and assorted fruits up the cornholes when the butt cuts begin when 12 dirty polish fags go bobbin for boners in a tub of applesauce when the dendrafeliacs start chillin up in n. dakota whilst the school children prance and play with there vibrating spinaches

DUDE I WAS HAVING MAD ANAL SEX WITH JAMIES UNTIL 12 MIDGETS DRESSED LIKE KISS STARTED LICKING EACH OTHERS ASSES WHEN 44 SHAVED LEOPARDS PRANCED AND STARTED FUCKING THEM BEASTIALITY-STYLE. WHILST WHEN THE ASS LICKING OCCURS THEY SHOVED MANGOS AND ASSORTED FRUITS UP THERE CORNHOLES WHEN THE BUTT CUTS BEGAN WHEN 12 DIRTY POLISH FAGS WENT BOBBIN FOR BONERS IN A TU OF APPLESAUCE WHEN THE DENDRAFELIACS STARTED CHILLIN UP IN N. DAKOTA WHILST THE SCHOOL CHILDREN PRANCE AND PLAY WITH THERE VIBRATING SPINACHES....total blamifacation....wanna go ride bikes?

by theDIRTYfucker June 12, 2004

Blii

See Bill

by blii February 20, 2003

blemis

Adjective describing someone who naturally goes to sleep late and wakes up late. This is officially called "delayed sleep-phase syndrome."

Harry got up around noon, telling his family, "I'm not lazy, I'm blemis."

by FreeClench December 15, 2008

blimf

An overly gay transgender he constantly sucks dick

Wow, i can't believe how much of a blimf Benny is!

by Glipght November 23, 2016

blim

a blow job, balls and all

she had suck a big mouth, she gave me a sloppy blim

by zebus May 18, 2005

Blimp

When your boxers come over the top of you pants forming a 'blimp' shape

Dude you got a blimp going on man,might want to consider getting better fitting boxers

by Alex HEDUB May 1, 2008