Pigs in a blanket

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

blanket show

means your going the bed or going to sleep.
that the back of your blanket is all the t.v your going to see for the rest of the night.

mother: "your going to the blanket show"
child: "i want to stay up mum"
mother: "no, it's time for you to go to bed!"
child: "aaawwwwwww!!!!"
mother: "lights out"

by cleanmachine November 27, 2010

Electric Blanket

When a man has a vibrating dildo inserted into his anus, and lies upon a woman and has anal sex with her. Thus she receives the transmissions from the dildo in the mans ass, rendering her in a state of orgasmic ecstacy.

J : Last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
M: Dude didn't that hurt you?
J: Yeah but she loved it.

by ElectricFuton February 21, 2010

Shit Blanket

Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.

This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.

Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."

Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."

Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."

by panda4king January 2, 2011

Beef Blanket

When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.

guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.

by 1om3n8 February 2, 2012

pig under the blanket

A game in which a circle of men hold a blanket between them at stomach height, and one woman (the "pig") crawls on the floor under the blanket, and is hidden from view. The men have all removed their pants, and the woman moves from one to the other performing fellatio at random times. If one of the men correctly identifies another while he is receiving fellatio, then that other man is ejected from the game. A man is also be ejected if he incorrectly claims that another is being fellated. This continues until there is one man left standing.

Stew is always the first to be caught in a game of pig under the blanket.

by filthyboss August 23, 2006