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BongBong Marcos

A degree-less Filipino politician that wants to regain power to his criminal family
Known to be a tax evader, a coward, a massive liar, a person who has no real achievements and a plan-less person devoted to "unity"
its sad to see people voting for BongBong Marcos considering he is a bad politician
by Bananapajama27 April 29, 2022
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bong flu

One of any number of contagious diseases transmitted through the use of marijuana paraphernalia.
David entered the rotation with a cold, and now we've all got bong flu.
by dee voyst January 18, 2006
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bong kid

Some one that sits on the couch all day stoned, and doesnt talk much and hates society
Ben never talked because he was a bong kid
by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003
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Bong Tax

When someone, such as a roommate or sibling, regularly uses your bong without you and you charge what is known as a bong tax. This entitles the owner of the bong to "charge" said roommate or sibling a pack of the bowl for his or her regular usage of said bong.
A clean bong is a healthy bong, and healthy bongs get bong taxes.
by Bob Digits February 2, 2008
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Bong Job

A sexual act performed on a male. The performer inserts his or her thumb into the male's anus, lights his balls with a lighter and performs oral sex. At the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.
Damn! Oddjob been giving me a bong job 'n shit. I ain't ever been to amsterdam, but shit me.
by Reginaldted March 16, 2011
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Bong Bong Marcos

Son of the old Philippine Killer and Dictator. A theif and a lair. He liad about his achievements and credentials, one of which is claiming that he finished a Degree in Oxford University. BUT it was confirmed that he didn't.

Supporters of him are called Marcos Apologists. They disregard facts and believe in fake news.
Uy si bong bong marcos tatakbo! Wag yan bes, magnanakaw and sinungaling yan!
by Lawyer Marc November 8, 2021
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stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
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