King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

friends with the benedicts

A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.

Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”

Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”

Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023

Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

beneficiate

The act of collecting certain benefits. Especially the benefits pertaining to "friends with benefits".

John is going over to Jane's to beneficiate. John and Jane are beneficiating in the back.

by Tommy S. January 3, 2009

Bendita Vaca

"Holy Cow!" in Spanish.

Used while speaking in English, in reference to something amazing that has a Latin influence.

Gabriela is shaking that fine ass!!!" "Ay ay ayy, Bendita Vaca!!!

by F^3 October 8, 2011

Benefiction

A lie that you tell to someone for thier own good. One example of this would be that you wouldn't tell a small child that does not yet understand the concept of death that her mother just died and is never coming back. You would tell her that her mother is away on an extended vacation and won't be back for some time.

You told your girlfriend I was a straight A student? That's complete benefiction!

by Sand Storm December 9, 2011