Dr Dre's Beats

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.

"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"

by Not the post youre looking for July 15, 2013

virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

Blast Beats

the coolest drum beat ever created, used primarily in death metal and grind-core.

i got the new cannibal corpse cd, some wicked fast blast beats on that motherfucker!

by deathofdeath January 13, 2004

beatstreet

For a person or an object or situation (etc.) to be on the street of "beat"; used figuratively. Beat is defined in this instance as being lame or boring.

"It's so awkward right now between me and my family after I walked out on Christmas."
"I know, it's beatstreet.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and tore shit up in my apartment before she left!"
"Beatstreet."

"I hate you."
"Ugh! That's beatstreet, man!"

by why wasn't this defined yet? April 5, 2008

Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011

Beats

A pre-organised sexual encounter between three or more men, often in park bushes or woodland areas. Commonly used phrase in Edinburgh, Scotland. Alternative phrases are "Meat and beats" and when there are only three men involved "Beef dinner for three."

"James was off on one of those sordid beats of his last night, the cocksucker."

by Alec Trevelyan October 15, 2006

Beersicle

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.

Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006