breeder twink

a twink for breeders - ie a young or young-looking man with a slender, ectomorph build, little or no body hair, and no facial hair that is straight.

Most commonly used to describe actors (often from the UK) that women find very appealing, eg David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch.

The Tenth Doctor is such a damn breeder twink.

by Drakewind October 23, 2011

Bender

An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.

Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.

by St0machW0rm December 25, 2020

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

sex bender

An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.

You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.

see also bender

by tno September 7, 2004

Breeder

A (straight) person who’s only purpose in life is to reproduce. Other than that they’re useless.

Jayden: Did you hear that conversation between Jessica and her parents?
Brandon: Yeah they were talking about how she should have kids
Jayden: that’s so messed up, she’s only 12, she shouldn’t even be thinking about that yet
Brandon: True but she’s a breeder so it’s her only purpose in life anyways

by shutupstraggot23 July 13, 2020

Beezer

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.

1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005