Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

beditis

A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed

I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis

by anonymous June 29, 2024

bedisha

Indian slag for massive nonce

Will Williamson is a bedisha

by Hbdnsjsjs November 30, 2024

Bedi

A fat person who sucks at everything they do

"Oh look, it’s Heavy Bedi — breaking records in gravity and mediocrity."

by ScoobyTheInvincible July 15, 2025

Bejizzled

To be masturbated to/to be thought of in a sexual manner

Emma got bejizzled by frank

by LeMasterBaiter July 29, 2025

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016