Bargain Bear

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.

Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.

by Telling March 17, 2009

Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.

“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear

by Texas Bear November 5, 2020

Cyclone Bear

A species of bear that has control over small cyclones. They live all across the middle east, especially India where some huge cyclone bears have been spotted.

"Huge Cyclone Bears?! ... oh wait no that news story is about a large cyclone that is about to hit India."

by Arch Bishop of Tranterbury October 12, 2013

yuri bear

A girl named Yuri, also at times may be referred to as yurislav or slavo, who is the most beautiful, caring, smart, and amazing yuri bear of them all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if yuri bear leaves me, dont know what ill do.
"Fam, im really feelin this girl doe" "ya?" "ya yo, she could be my yuri bear" "damn"

by rats? June 3, 2017

Ington-bear

A suffix used for just about anything, derived from the old british stop motion show "Padington Bear" and Created by Adrian Shegstad and Sean Wholey.

1. Suck my Cockington-bear.

2. FOR FATHERINGTON-BEAR

3. You look like Danny Gloverington-bear, ya sick son of a bitchington-bear

4. Ingtonbearington-bear

by Seanic January 18, 2009

shelf-bear

when four big hairy men are stacked on top of each other during intercourse.

I met your friends and we did a shelf-bear together.

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 27, 2022