Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.

Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!

Bear Attack by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit 

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Bear Hump 

The act of humping like a bear

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.

Bear Hump by Taybri March 5, 2009

Bear Paw 

When you're fingering a girl, and you cup your hand over her clitoris (and labia) in such a way that your fingers curl towards your palm as you use your fingers to work your magic.

I totally bear pawed her before we did it.

Bear Paw by idontevencarewhatmynameis May 15, 2014

Bear Trap 

A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.

Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.

Bear Trap by Lieken April 5, 2017

bear's head 

A woman's pubic hair which is unusually thick and curly.

Gee Fellas...I picked up this girl last night and, when I went down on her, I discovered her snatch to be just like the top of a sweaty old Bear's Head.

bear's head by PCCO October 5, 2006

bear steepener 

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.

I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.

bear steepener by bigbeefner December 28, 2010