wanna-beaner

An arab or indian who wears a beanie to cover their eyes, in hopes of passing off as a Mexican. A wanna be mexican.

look at that wanna beaner with his plaid shirt.

by 2MDUB December 26, 2003

beancurd

Fanny batter. A ladies residue

There was enough beancurd down there to make a sandwich. So i did.

by Gingilla August 18, 2006

beanie wash

beanie wash is a function performed by that old toothless hag that can't even afford dentures. This lady can be seen at your local truck stops and at any certain deserted street corner. She may look 60 but is actually only 40. Twenty years older than age looked is a given. She has led a hard life and will perform beanie wash's for anyone. The beanie wash it's self is the gurgling of one's balls in her toothless mouth. Similar to a good tea baggin.

I went down to the truck stop and got me sum naner naner puddin, once i left, i stopped der' out back near dat der' fancy calling machine and got me a good beanie washin from some good lookin gal without dentures.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 14, 2009

beanie steeze

phrase used to describe one persons ability to look extremely good in any hat especially beanies

Person 1: "wow, you look so much different in that hat" Person 2: "nah, thats just my beanie steeze"
Person 1: "oh..."

by bboyzillah March 6, 2010

Beanerexic

Beanerexic is a lifestyle popularized around the DMV. There is only Juan Beanerexic. Beanerexic basically means perfect Mexican. Only the lucky one's will be able to meet him as Beanerexic only lives once

the perfect Mexican/Beanerexic in the area. Also NOT a swag fag

by Juan-117 November 27, 2012

Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.

Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.

by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016