drunken barn dance

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

What

by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016

meat barn

Another word for a woman’s vagina

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “

by Tb_04 May 7, 2018

dirty barn cat

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)

party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends

by sggggggggggggggjhwwrwrwqe44494 August 8, 2018

Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.

When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.

by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020

K.F.BARN

A.K.A KFC
Serves kentucky fried chicken, often tastes good

K.F.BARN also known as
KFC
place that serves chicken, mmmm...chicken very oily stuff, found in most towns

by BENDA August 9, 2006

tool barn

n. variation of tool shed

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.

by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006

Bulk Barn

A chain of bulk food stores in Canada.
Easy to steal copious amount of junk food from your local Bulk Barn.

Emma: "I'm so fuckin' hungry, but I have noooo money to buy food!"
Hannah: "Dude, we'll go to Bulk Barn, shove a bunch of candy in our bags and eat that!"
Emma: "Champion idea! They never catch you there!"

by ceramic_smoothie June 16, 2009