Banjo Romper

an individual who is aesthically enthusiastic with knees bent and arms flailing during a live banjo performance.

I was stoked at the amount of banjo rompers at the bluegrass show.
Hey man, let's banjo romp this weekend!

by raidho.laguz July 1, 2012

Banjo Butt

A flat, puddle, pancake or banjo shaped ass caused by excessive time spent posting online.

That poor fool on my motorcycle forum with 100,000 posts must be a real Banjo Butt.

by Seventy One December 19, 2013

banjonitis

a form of bacterial vaginosis

"Oh man, I got a bad case of banjonitis from having sex in that hot tub!"

by philadelphiacollins April 17, 2014

Banjo music

The sound the rubber bands make when you're face fucking your 12 year old babysitter's braces.

I dropped the babysitter off at her Mom's but we made a little banjo music along the way.

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

Banjostic

A typically Banjo way to look at or live life

wow Becca, I can't believe you are so ant-Banjostic

by Told you Becca April 25, 2015

Banjo Handjo

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017