Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

Baggin

When someone is in their bag or down bad; sad, lonely, depressed, drid.

He hasnt fucked since before quarantine started. Mans baggin!

by kfjb April 28, 2021

Baggin

When one beats on their vehicle knowing they’ll probably have to fix it the next day, drifting, off-roading, excessive speeds etc

“the boys and i went baggin hard last night, my shits fucked”

by baggin123 May 23, 2022

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023