bang like a barn door

when a person has such incredible shaggin stamina they bang like a barn door in a twister, or on a very windy day.

kat: yo Adele i saw you get with those flat 1 guys last night ive heard they've got impressive pork swords but how was the shag?

Adele: i cant walk! those fuckers bang like a barn door!

kat: twister or windy day?

Adele: twister honey, twister

by E-blocka October 20, 2006

barn

one who latches on to someone superior to them (the hull)
short for barnacle
can also describe an opponent easily beaten.

thanks, barn, for the bye.
that barn gave him everything he needed for PTNO

by Xian November 14, 2003

wichita barn burner

1. The act of using Tabasco sauce as anal lubeduring anal sex. After climax, the Tabasco sauce and other liquids are then felched out.
2. An individual who burns barns in the city of Wichita.

1. That wichita barn burner that I gave yesterday hurt so good!
2. I am a wichita barn burner and am proud of the fires that I start.

by Garthhh October 4, 2005

jenny barn

A whorehouse

"There was so much tail at the party, it was basically like stepping into a jenny barn".

by slacker53 January 6, 2009

Barnaluckas

An insult. Its a mixture between calling someone a barn or child and luckas for doors closing. When put together it stands for someone who needs to close there legs because they are raping children too much!

Stop being a barnaluckas and get me my soda.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

barnacalize

From barnacle

1. Holding tight and not letting go, even if attempts are made to dislodge. An excessively clingy person with irritating tendencies who latches on to people (that usually are unwanting of the attention) is said to barnacalize people.

2. A very tight hug, moreso than a glomp and always an unwanted thing. Can be used more generally as a derogatory way to say hug.

Source: "...he'd never been hugged by anyone before. Sure, he'd been barnacalized by Relena (a mighty disturbing experience), but a real hug was different."

by Imbrii June 14, 2005

barnaby bloom

an amazing god like person who is the hottest person in the world and is one of the smartest people in the world. Is an athletic god among all and is a pimp to all girls

barnaby bloom was sent from Heven as a god with his amazing good looks and athletic structured

by epic lad January 1, 2013