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I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

rent-a-badge 

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
rent-a-badge by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge 

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.
She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

Fat Kid Badge "FKB" 

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

Smok rolo badge 

The holy vaporizer device. Once known as the messiah
Hey lunch lady can I get a smok rolo badge ?

Red Sea badge 

Intercourse during her period
Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..
Red Sea badge by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021