Average Joe

Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.

"Look, there's an Average Joe!"

by The above statement is true. October 4, 2007

averagemcyt

The creator of the averagemcyt twitter account, L'stanberg and avecord! A very nice fellow who is also based

and british.

guy 1: bro did you see that new averagemcyt post!!
guy 2: yeah it was so awesome it made me wanna kill myself!
guy 1: ...
guy 3: ok

by Landoritoo November 28, 2021

average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.

Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006

above average

Being between "that's good" and "splendid, superb". Intonation matters.

your anal twitch is above average.

by badman_bat June 17, 2016

average

Rick

Rick is average

by G August 4, 2003

averie

the perfect party person. basically the whole package.

Wow, with all those drinks, that girl if definently a averie.

by Sarah656 September 28, 2008

Average American

An average American is a man or women who lives in the United States collects welfare food stamps and medicaid with no job a 13 inch television extremely stupid acts gangster and no hopes of getting a job giving The United states a bad reputation while every other man works hard and pays for the lazy fat ass men who don' even try to get a job all while the socialists we have in the country protest high taxes and the 1% meanwhile they protest for a socialist government and raising our taxes by costing police millions of dollars in overtime and not many of them even know what they are protesting for all this happening when the 1% run all over the place abusing the middle and lower class workers by collecting millions of dollars and giving workers minimum wage salaries

the ghetto people with an xbox and the occupy wall street people people are average american

by epic Berserker January 2, 2012