rrheasthmatic attack

You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma... you've been there.

Usually happens when you:
1. Are a mad fast sprinter
2. Are overweight and take naturally massive dumps
3. A combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible
4. Oh yeah, or if you are a big pussy

Ross: Holy shit, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? She had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but hell, I don't blame her... she nearly sharted all over my fucking leg.

Timmy: You know everybody hates you, right?

by RGTimE December 28, 2008

Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 8, 2003

Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.

Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'

by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011

Franic-attack

When you get overwhelmed by a crazy amount of chaotic energy and can't contain yourself. It usually happens late at night or after consuming copious amounts of sugar/caffeine! It is more likely to occur in people whose name starts with Fran.

Person 1: Do you see that girl running in wonky circles and singing? What is she doing?!
Person 2: She must be having a franic-attack!

by Banannie777 January 30, 2022

Stack-attacked

When a Stack of a man acts nice for a day or two and then spontaneously reverts to his chaotic created fake persona in order to inflict loud abusive verbal b.s. upon his mate and all those that are within hearing distance as a diversion tactic for his covert plans and operations.

"I'm going to use my crew boss voice Sasha!!!I don't care if everyone can hear it!!Do you want me to get louder!!!??" To be Stack-attacked.

by Sweethearted February 12, 2020

Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013