Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Assburger

Singular of Assburgers; or Burger consisting of (typically) Ass, or ass-tasting ingredients such as fortnite virgin juice.

"Yo man this really is an assburger."

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

by KingArrowfan May 1, 2021

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.

Shit, i got an assbleed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2022

Assberry

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

by Hopediah Planter February 12, 2023