Armandas

Armandas an tall Slavic/Baltic guy with a huge passion for his country and also is strong , funny at times and friendly

Dude A :Have you met Armandas

Dude B : not yet but I’ve heard he’s From Eastern Europe

by L T 4 E V E R October 22, 2019

armadildo

A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.

Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!

by What-What June 21, 2008

Dancin' Armadillo

After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.

Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut

thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!

by D.J. Tanner September 14, 2005

Armageddon

When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?

Gerbal into ass via pipe

by AJ November 27, 2004

Armada'd

The process of warring, and beating, a family in a mafia game when the other family doesnt even fight back.

I was playing a game called Mafia Life, and the other family we were warring was Armada'd

by Lawrence Reyome April 24, 2008

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Armando

Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away. Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life, even though they might reject them he will always love them deep in his heart. Don’t reject him or push him away, you will have that feeling that you made a big mistake and you won’t stop thinking about him. So if an Armando asks you out, say yes. And if you say no go back to him. He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfy you in 10 minutes. he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone. If you ever have an Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever. Armando is also that smart person who always stands out, people hate him for that but those that do that don’t understand how much work he puts in. He is determined and always accomplishes his goals.

Armando asked me out yesterday, obviously I said no because I like someone else, but I can’t shake this feeling that I did something horribly wrong. I just can’t stop thinking about it.

by Oliv eeh a October 23, 2019