April 21st

National send your tits day.

Person 1: yooo it’s april 21st
Person 2: I’m boutta get some good titties then
Person 3: hi I’m Winston from overwatch
Person 1: holy shit it’s Winston

Winston: overwatch

by beantacos October 16, 2019

April 11

The day that the most depressed people were born also national steal hoodie day

Damn u look sexy in that hoodie *steals hoodie* april 11

by Logan226 February 18, 2020

17 april

Day after National horny day 16 april
Comes national smile day 17 April

Today you can ask anyone to send their pictures of their smile

Fuck Nudes, its 17 april send me pictures of your smile

by Shavlakadze April 16, 2020

April 9th

International Drop Kick a Rapist day

“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”

by alias.41 March 31, 2021

April 24

National punch a rapist day. If you see anyone who is a rapist, makes rape jokes, or doesn’t condemn those who’ve made unwanted sexual advancements toward ANY gender then you have a free pass to punch them right in their ugly mug... or give them a flat tire, whichever works.

Broseph: Why’d you punch him/her in the face?

Brojamin: Because is April 24

by TAYLORB1078 April 21, 2021

April 7

April 7th is fuck if ur horny day. The day where u grab ur partner and hop in their Jeep Liberty to have sex.

Ay it’s April 7th squirtle!!

by Arbysmeats April 7, 2021

april 12

Make women comfortable

stop dont be a fucking nuisance its april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021