Who asked?

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool

Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***

by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Dominic ankey

Someone whos always mad

Bros a dominic ankey

by Dominic ankeys April 5, 2025

super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016

Suck my Ankels

Your bring mad petttttttty 🤣 your hating on me

Guy: Omg you know to much do u study the dictionary
Girl: Umm suck my Ankels maybe you should try it sometime you might pass the 9th grade

by Adventurous February 3, 2019

Ivan’s Fook & Ankels

The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.

OMG Ivan’s Fook & Ankels are sexy!!! I wanna suck them-Tien

by Penis is cool November 23, 2019

ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.

OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL

by Penis is cool November 23, 2019