Why u being such a harrison allen
by Darren the g May 04, 2022
by I<4jaysa February 01, 2023
Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
by boobcak December 04, 2018
by rfytuigohyugkfli December 02, 2019
An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".
A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.
by Big Mitchell September 30, 2020
A kid that lives in blairsville Ga he is an amazing athletes but most of his friends have a small penis which their names are Chris, drake, hunter, and also Kyle!
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
by Thesamanthaslayer December 14, 2019
usually has blue eyes and freckles. she’s the prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is always the funny one in the friend group. she has a deep voice , and cares about everyone, and usually has a best friend with names that start with D,I,T,K,C
by Tittys are litty😈 July 17, 2019