absinth

Really, really, really, really good liquor

Man, this absinth has got us trippin like crazy!

by Steve-0 May 13, 2005

Ahsen

Ahsen is usually a brown boy, who gets alot of hate but is beautiful. He usually has one ball and is greasy.

Aymar: Oh my god there's a creep fingering a dog
Zack: It must be a Ahsen!

by Zack2418 September 13, 2016

absinth

Absinth is a liqour that ranges in alcohol levels from 120 to 160 proof. Eastern European absinth contains a hallucinogen, Wormwood that really fucks you up. contrary to popular believe, absinth is not always green, like it is in EuroTrip. Absinth comes in blue, red and most popular green (a.k.a Green Fairy). In the Czech Republic, one can buy a 1 liter bottle of absinth in the grocery store for 230 Czech Korunas (crowns) or about $10 USD. Don't try to drink it alone, anyone who has knows that it has the taste and consistency of Shampoo. Dipping a spoon in absinth and then the spoon in sugar helps on down it more effectively.

Absinth gets scotty hammered in EuroTrip.

by pdzeller March 27, 2005

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017

absinth

a green liquor that makes you hallucinate and see crazy things. Homeland Europe and Asia. It is illegal in many countries because of its effects.

Absinth is one fucking crazy drink that makes you see crazy things

by LilJOnwhattt: August 4, 2005

absinth

70% Alcohol drink. Green Colour. It FUGGS YOU UP NIGGA! Mostly drank by rich russians who club every night.

"Pavel took 7 shots of absinth at the infiniti last week"

by Alex June 1, 2004

absinthe

A green or blue or any shade inbetween drink that causes severe cancer of the foot and distal joints of the hands.

Definitely recommended.

Barry Sanders : WHOA! This asbestos is the shit!

Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.

Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!

Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA

by Dr. Michael P Tyson III June 28, 2010