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Adopt

adopt means to take someone's place
I was so sad and my friend was so happy so I adopt my friends smile
by smitches July 14, 2016
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adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids
Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!
by vegetable_television December 26, 2010
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Adopted

A orphan who was raised in a non-biological family

Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
by Not Adopted February 13, 2018
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adapter

Some wire that hangs on a person phone when the lazy manufactures take out all the ports

A wire that hangs just like shit does from your but
Hey man what’s up with your phone

On that Adapter life I guess
by Oneshotduke May 22, 2018
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adawt

someone who is better than everyone else but a follower of Christ. She's beautiful and an amazing caring person who looks out for others in need.
"adawt is so fine"
by jvblml May 1, 2023
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Adathor

1) a Human Paladin who maintains the level Cap and runs a guild for world of warcraft players to mingle and have a good time while doing their best to meet their individual goals together.

2) A Paladin in Shining Armor who supposedly saves fair maidens like a knight in shining armor.

3) A paladin who's wife died giving birth to the maximum characters possible on a given realm and whom didn't share his passion for paladinism. As for his sons of other races he got drunk in different Alliance cities.

4) Derives from the words Adam and Thor.
1) Random world of warcraft Player 1: Did you hear about that Human paladin Adathor?

Random World of Warcraft Player 2: Oh you mean that paladin who has terrible gear but is really cool and helpful to all? Yeah I am in his guild. They are a very nice community where the game is actually fun :D.

2) Adathor: Fear naught Fair Maiden I have come to rescue you!

Female World of Warcraft Gamer: ugh how chivilrious and medeval.

3) Adathor:(Sitting holding his head up with one hand)
Concerned Guild Member who likes to Roleplay: Whats wrong Adathor?
Adathor: Nothing, just thinking about how my wife might be doing in the heavens and what my kids who all chose different lifestyles are doing.

4) Instead of Agathor or Adam or Thor we got Adathor!
by Adathorrules January 25, 2011
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Adaptive perspective

If someone has an adaptive perspective, it basically means that they change their point of view of something depending on who they are around, mainly to impress them (e.g. different point of view in front of your friends and your girlfriend). In most cases, having an adaptive perspective won't end well, but someone being told this will more than likely dismiss this claim with the words "it'll be fine".
Girlfriend: I hope the Packers get beat this week, don't you?
Me: (pause) Yeah of course. by the way, i won't be here this weekend because I have an important business trip that i have to go to.
Girlfriend: Oh OK then.
Girlfriend to my friends: Did you hear about that business trip that John had to go to this weekend?
One of my friends: What business trip? He told me that he got tickets to the Packers game!
Girlfriend: He hates the Packers though!
Friend: The Packers are his favorite team in the NFL. Must be his adaptive perspective again.
Girlfriend: That's it, he's in for it!
by CJ Moose September 30, 2013
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