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abloy

one of the smallest and shortest kind of creatures in singapore, they are interested in sumos and they love to whine. their favorite line is 'lalala, hahaha & LOL'. you will hate them for life if you every know them.
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by jelly ^^ August 22, 2010
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ALOT

we are doing this definition just to piss off english poofs
teachers and english poofs say its spelt 'a lot' we say, its spelt alot
it is also like the name of a monster
i like alot of monsters

i hate alot of annoying teachers
by haz and jaz August 28, 2017
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Virgil Abloh

Virgil "cheap ass" Abloh, stealer turned "creative" director of Off-White. He claims that he is for the culture but only donates 50$ when it's time to show up for the black community. Is also suspected to be in the sunken place due to his questionable entourage.
Girl, my man is so cheap, he said he wanted to act like Virgil Abloh I said: not that part!
by clockoutformeplease June 1, 2020
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Alot

A mythical creature used to replace the misspelling of the word "a lot" so that something may make a bit of sense in the world.
I like this Alot.
by Cytherea April 19, 2010
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Ableton Live

A piece of Audio mixing & production software that makes every 18 year old, untalentless club rat think they can call themselves a DJ. These posers usually have little to no knowledge of music structure or basic mixing abilities. Often seen bragging about the fact they are 'DJs', in hopes of faunicating with attractive members of the opposite sex. Most intelligent people see right through this charade, however, when the subject gets on his knees and sucks off enough club owners & promoters to finally get himself a paid club set, and attempts to mix songs together on turntables (instead of his laptop) creating a sound not dissimilar to a bunch or horses running mixed with someone running their fingers down a chalk board.
John: Guess what bro?...Now I'm a hectic DJ n shit

Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!

John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.

Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*
by El_Messy December 9, 2008
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Alot

The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)
I like this Alot more.
by waterdude125 July 6, 2011
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This is Gonna Hurt.....ALOT

Something You Say to A Friend Who's About to do something REALLY REALLY Stupid and Could Hurt Them BADLY
Dude 1:Yo Bro I'm Bout to Jump the Grand Canyon On a Bicycle
You:Dude...This is Gonna Hurt.....ALOT
by Kuma-Kun June 27, 2008
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