Zoolah

A big fat blunt, a phatty, a zoot, a blunt, any fat ass cannabis cigarette.

That zoolah last night had me seeing shit bro

Put that zoolah down before it knocks you out my g

by Shoobydoobyboop December 29, 2021

Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person

Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."

by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022

ZOOHAIR DAY

Yo you going to school today?
nah fuck that, its national zoohair day and akbal will not atend

yo zayn… u trynna fuck?
Nah cant cuz that fat nigga akbal is saying its zoohair day

by zoohair May 6, 2022

Zoonkin

speeding or go really fast .

Girl we zoonkin down this highway …

by The0nly- me May 13, 2022

Zoomabloomin

Going really fast

Hey that boats zoomabloomin

by Aaron Howard/Deborah Gleeson July 4, 2022

zooandrophobia

The fear of people wearing fursuits

P1: "have you been to a furry convention before"
P2: "hell no, i have severe zooandrophobia; i'd have a panic attack if i even saw a fursuiter!"

by Gummy34 August 4, 2022

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022