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stirring the yogurt 

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.
"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

man yogurt 

A man's semen or sperm
"She had a little of my man yogurt last night for her late night snack."
man yogurt by Mike Sarno October 15, 2003

sheep yogurt 

"Eww, is that sheep yogurt on your britches Jeb?" "Yarp."

Bone yogurt 

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.
Bone yogurt by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011

purple headed yogurt fighter 

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

Throat Yogurt 

Slang term for male ejaculate.
If you're feeling a bit parched, I've got plenty of throat yogurt for you.
Throat Yogurt by Calidus July 21, 2003