Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

bulgarian yogurt whip

The action of ejaculating in her mouth mixing with a silver spoon and eating your semen like yogurt.

Me and my girlfriend performed the Bulgarian yogurt whip in bed felt good.

by Joe MAMA_DontASK October 19, 2020

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 4, 2023

street yoga

When you someone doing the free range perc 30 dance, the heroin lean, or if you’re just so blessed, the “combo mambo” with a side of chakra

Oh damn bro… spiritual meditation sesh. Street yoga yogi master is mastering the work life balance.

by 2esea February 9, 2023

purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009