Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 5, 2023

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus

Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025

lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Yer ma

The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.

I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!

by That Dude That Knows September 26, 2021